Trust me, I'm a doctor
(Theme song for a TV programme)

I'm the comedy doctor,
And if you're feeling ill,
One of my jests is as good as a rest,
It's better than a pill.

Trust me, I'm a doctor,
And if you're feeling worse,
I'll have a quick grope with my stethoscope,
You'll be laughing while it hurts.

I can cure you, You'll be right as rain,
My bedside manner and soothing touch,
You've never enjoyed yourself half as much,
You'll want to be ill, so you can come back again.

Trust me, I'm a doctor,
An expert on the spleen,
I do operations on all my patients,
Undress behind that screen.

If you're aching, Or feeling down,
I have a speciality, which is
Come to me and I'll have you in stitches,
I'm a doctor and a clown.

Trust me, I'm a doctor,
Tell me where it hurts,
There's a doctor on the case
Who'll put a smile on your face.
Thank you - carry on nurse!


Words and music by Geoff Lewis
© 1988

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