Bitches From Hell
(Trucker's song from "Thelma and Louise")
Hey babies, won't you come inside
The Master of the Road?
I'll give you a real surprise,
With the extent of my load.
I'll show you a real good time
Inside this truck of mine - Oh yeah!

[Thelma and Louise call him out of his truck then start abusing him.]
Hey babies, don't be like that
I'm only being nice.
The ladies all like my style,
I never ask them twice.
You're getting all upset,
Don't get your knickers wet! Oh no!

[The women start shoot at his tyres.]
Don't hurt my trailer
I love her a lot.
She is my baby,
The only one I've got.

Hey babies, what d'you do that for?
It was just a bit of fun.
I wouldn't have hurt you none,
Now look what you've done.
Don't blow my truck away,
No need to be that way - Oh no!

[They shoot out all his tyres.]
Me and my artic
Have shared a lot of thrills.
We've seen the while wide world
From here to Muswell Hill.

     [More shooting - the truck explodes.]
Hey babies, you've done it now,
I'll get revenge on you.
I'm gonna track you down,
If it's the last thing that I do.
Don't leave me on my own
On Dartmoor, all alone - Oh no!

      [Thelma and Louise drive off.]
You bitches from Hell!

Words and music by Geoff Lewis
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