1 Good evening little ladies, I think i'll call you darlin
you see my friends they call me Hank, but you shall call me Harlan
cause I'm you fantasy your exstacy your A through Z your master and more

2 you see my charm is undeniable, I'm so suave and debonair
I can tell if your exciteable, or wearin' underwear
cause i'm .......

chorus
I know you don't deserve me, you look so darn depressed
I think I'll let you serve me, so baby get yourself undressed
cause I'm the man and soon you'll understand what God's put you here for
your purpose is to serve me even though you don't deserve what's in store

bridge
so come on little baby I was thinkin' that i'll maybe get to kiss you on the lips
so come on baby please or better, get down on your knees or you won't know what you missed

3 so darlin' move a little closer, let me see just what you've got
   when I'm ready I'll examine you, I can see you're hot to trot
   cause I'm ......

repeat chorus
repeat bridge

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cause i'm the man and soon you'll understand what God's put you here for...
you purpose is to serve me even though you don't deserve me
I could do it all night but in 5 minutes you'll be right
I would do it all the time if you were all that I could find
so goodbye......... good riddence..... YOU WHORE

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